Use it or lose it

I was down in the basement this morning and moved Bultakenstein’s rear wheel out of my way (yet again). I happened to check at the date stamp on my rear tire: 4310. Damn if it didn’t turn 7 years old two weeks ago. In that time, it’s never done anything but roll back and forth across my basement floor. I’m approaching the use-it-or-lose-it stage. Time to get serious about this.